Thursday, April 24, 2008

Free dog

Free dog to good home.
Barks for hours and hours on end.
Location: my neighbors backyard.
Bored?
Come steal my neighbors dog.

You know where I live. I have a new neighbor. Only one neighbor and he sucks. I have not met him, but I don't like him. Our introduction to new neighbor was on Super Bowl Sunday.

Here's the scenario: Husband is happily watching tv, I'm happily surfing the internet, when suddenly tv and internet go out. I had seen new neighbor doing suspicious activity in his yard and looked out the window. Asshat is on a ladder fucking with the cable box high upon the utility pole between our yards.
Husband goes to investigate and finds out new neighbor had unplugged our cable line to plug it into his so he could watch the super bowl. Apparently didn't realize that would make our cable go out.

WTF??!!! We are the ones paying for cable, fuck off you asshat. Pay for your own cable. Meeting your new neighbors by getting found out that you are stealing their cable is not good. Asshat.

Now, his stupid ugly neglected barking mutt sack has been yapping for.... at least 6 hours straight. Bark bark bark.

I don't know which is worse, this stupid ugly dog that barks for hours on end at nothing, or my old neighbor's dog - a 3-legged pit bull made from the blood of satan with the mental capacity of a shoe. That thing scared the shit out of everybody. Jumped on people, jumped on cars, (causing it to go from 4-legged to a 3-legged) had a tire for a chew toy. A TIRE.

This thing, it's just a nuisance. I can't even call the cops to complain. There's no one but us that cares, he'd know it was us calling. Like I need to start that kind of trouble.

So, please. Come steal this stupid fucking dog. I don't care. Make it go away.

1 comment:

E Flo said...

I would totally steal him, but does sound like an asshole....