Friday, June 3, 2011

Apple is fucking with me

Dear Melissa,

Welcome to Apple iTunes Store Customer Support!

Hello, Its Manish again, Thank you for your kind words. I'm glad to hear that your issue has been resolved. It is because of the customers like you we are able to make our services best in the world.

"Your satisfaction is a great compliment for us."

Melissa, Apple and I are currently striving for the best experience possible in making sure our customers have been taken care of their satisfaction. You can submit your feedback for the services provided by me in the link (survey sheet) you may receive from Apple, with in six days from today.

Melissa, if you need anything else please feel free to reply back. We are always just an email away. Here in Apple we care.

Apple wants your iTunes Store experience as smooth as possible.

at Apple, We care! Have a great day!


 Manish
iTunes Store Customer Support


Apple is fucking with me.

Did you see it?
"Your satisfaction is a great compliment for us."
That sounds sarcastic to me. You put something in quotes and all I hear is sarcasm.
"We sit around all day just waiting to help people like you!"

Either that or he's got a random compliment generator, and just clicks a button, copies and pastes.
"We are happy to serve you."
"Here at apple our mission is your happiness."

Still sounds sarcastic to me.