When will summer finally get here?
When I go to the bathroom while working late, why do I always close and lock the door, even though I know for a fact that I'm the only person in the building?
Why does the blue Huron Valley Travel toolbox smell like somebody threw up in it?
Why is the tap water in the bathroom at work always yellow?
Why am I concerned with what I wear to work when I know for a fact that only one person will see me, and they don't give a shit what I wear?
Why can't my photos ever get on explore on flickr?
Why is the sign on the roof at Izzy's never lit up?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?