wheelies

Current mood: devious

You know those stupid shoes the "kids" are wearing these days? Where they stick one foot out in front of the other and woooo magical they can roll right by on their shoes. For all you old people, they call em wheelies. They don't make em for adults cause it would be too much fun for us stuffy old people.
But you know, whenever I see a kid zip by me on one of those I want to reach out and grab them by the head and shove them to the floor.
Is that wrong?