Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Croc of shit

Current mood: aggravated

Crocs.
You've seen em. Everybody and their grandmother are wearing these ridiculous shoes.
They're ugly and rubber and make you look like a moron.
If you wear these, you are a moron. These are women's geriatric gardening shoes. Some asshat stole their grandma's gardening shoes and thought, "damn, ugly but comfortable" I bet asshats across America would pay money to wear this shit.
If you aren't over 70 years old and you are wearing these shoes
you need to be slapped.

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